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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death


ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(


kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)


when i get a runny nose

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youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya


hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”


8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes


bigblackfilmer:


yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.


taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL


if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge


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